4. Oh-no!
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Such a gala time of the day! Me and my comfortable seating! *sucks his paw* *rolls the toilet paper*
*rolls his eyes* “Oh-No!” You entered my privacy, Hooman! I am not pooping! “Meow” (roars out loud) “Me-ow” (ok, Whatever) *rolls his eyes*
Back to rolling the toilet paper! Phew! Hard work comes your way.